Saturday, April 19, 2008

Fat vs thin

klown []

u so thin you make thin ppl look fat

klown []

u so thin ppl mistake u for toothpick mascot

Dumbass of the year

you so fat, you make thin people look like toothpicks

klown []

u so thin you ppl don't know if u standing facing them or sideways when u tok to them

klown []

u so thin that when u fall off a boat, the boatman throws you a dough nut for a life preserver,

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that when you fall off the boat, the sea goes empty

klown []

you so thin u eat a single Jacob's cracker for a square meal

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you take up 99% of the world food supply

klown []

you so thin u ate a peanut and thought u were pregnant

Dumbass of the year

you so fat, you eat all the planets in the entire solar system and still go hungry

klown []

you so thin that you have to jump around in the shower to get wet

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that you have to shower in the rain since you cannot fit in the shower

klown []

you so thin you can do a U-turn in a straw!

Dumbass of the year

you so fat, you cry at a u turn

klown []

you so thin u wear lead boots to stop breeze from blowing u away

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that you can stop a hurricane from destroying a country

klown []

you so thin that Ethiopians look at you and say DAMN!

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that the Ethiopians mistaken you for their land

klown []

you so thin that your momma mistook you for a needle and tried to thread u

klown []

u so thin that your momma just sneezed you out

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that your center of gravity attracts all metal objects

klown []

u so thin that you make Cartman look like a planet

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that you caused global warming by bring the sun closer to earth

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that you can win the war against terrorism just by farting

klown []

u so thin that at any accident scene, the paramedics give u attention

klown []

u so thin that u make ur hair look fat

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you walk out an accident due to fatness

klown []

u so thin that an Ewok uses u for a spear

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you make you hair microscopic

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you swallow the death star

klown []

u so thin that McDonald ask u to mascot for their fries

klown []

ur motto is "eat me so u won't look like me"

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that you rent out lots for McDonald outlets

Dumbass of the year

your motto is "fatten all American for jihad sake"

klown []

u so thin that UNICEF included ur name in their starvation watch list

Dumbass of the year

you so fat that your finger alone can feed the African nation for a century

klown []

u so thin u type thin |||||||||||||||||||||||||

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you hit all keys with one finger

klown []

u so thin, teh cigarette smokes u

Dumbass of the year

you so fat you use nuclear silo to smoke

klown []

u so thin that u fit in with a bunch of angel hair spaghetti

Dumbass of the year

you so fat, you absorb any asteroid better then Jupiter

Dumbass of the year

will this ever end


Klown = Henry
Dumbass of the year = Me

Well now at least it ended.

Have a Great Day.
Dennis

3 comments:

Linus Linnaeus said...

ahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha....dumbass wins...henry...it's time you joined the dumbass CULT! =P

ellacy said...

hmm....from a non bias pov... i think the klown's comments are actually funnier...but anyhow, it was funny to read..hehe

klown said...

lol, it was a slow saturday and we were just killing time. it was fun though. darn u heng for posting this :)