Fat vs thin

klown []	u so thin you make thin ppl look fat
klown []	u so thin ppl mistake u for toothpick mascot
Dumbass of the year	you so fat, you make thin people look like toothpicks
klown []	u so thin you ppl don't know if u standing facing them or sideways when u tok to them
klown []	u so thin that when u fall off a boat, the boatman throws you a dough nut for a life preserver,
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that when you fall off the boat, the sea goes empty
klown []	you so thin u eat a single Jacob's cracker for a square meal
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you take up 99% of the world food supply
klown []	you so thin u ate a peanut and thought u were pregnant
Dumbass of the year	you so fat, you eat all the planets in the entire solar system and still go hungry
klown []	you so thin that you have to jump around in the shower to get wet
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that you have to shower in the rain since you cannot fit in the shower
klown []	you so thin you can do a U-turn in a straw!
Dumbass of the year	you so fat, you cry at a u turn
klown []	you so thin u wear lead boots to stop breeze from blowing u away
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that you can stop a hurricane from destroying a country
klown []	you so thin that Ethiopians look at you and say DAMN!
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that the Ethiopians mistaken you for their land
klown []	you so thin that your momma mistook you for a needle and tried to thread u
klown []	u so thin that your momma just sneezed you out
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that your center of gravity attracts all metal objects
klown []	u so thin that you make Cartman look like a planet
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that you caused global warming by bring the sun closer to earth
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that you can win the war against terrorism just by farting
klown []	u so thin that at any accident scene, the paramedics give u attention
klown []	u so thin that u make ur hair look fat
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you walk out an accident due to fatness
klown []	u so thin that an Ewok uses u for a spear
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you make you hair microscopic
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you swallow the death star
klown []	u so thin that McDonald ask u to mascot for their fries
klown []	ur motto is "eat me so u won't look like me"
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that you rent out lots for McDonald outlets
Dumbass of the year	your motto is "fatten all American for jihad sake"
klown []	u so thin that UNICEF included ur name in their starvation watch list
Dumbass of the year	you so fat that your finger alone can feed the African nation for a century
klown []	u so thin u type thin |||||||||||||||||||||||||
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you hit all keys with one finger
klown []	u so thin, teh cigarette smokes u
Dumbass of the year	you so fat you use nuclear silo to smoke
klown []	u so thin that u fit in with a bunch of angel hair spaghetti
Dumbass of the year	you so fat, you absorb any asteroid better then Jupiter
Dumbass of the year	will this ever end

Klown = Henry
Dumbass of the year = Me

Well now at least it ended.

Have a Great Day.
Dennis